You know a movie’s bad when it takes me FOUR HOURS to write a review for it! My review of 2019’s Aladdin.

Let’s face it: movies based on video games are terrible. My review of Pokémon Detective Pikachu.

What’s this? A Christian movie that’s actually…..DECENT!?!?!?! My review of Breakthrough.

Whatever it takes. My review of Avengers: Endgame.

Space is scary. My review of Claire Denis’s High Life.

Hell hath no fury like a soulless reboot. My review of 2019’s Hellboy.

A Pure Flix movie about abortion from the writers of the God’s Not Dead movies, wHaT cOuLd PoSsIbLy gO wRoNg?!?!?! My review of Unplanned.

Dumbo? More like…………DUMB-O!!! My review of Tim Burton’s Dumbo.

He was Captain Marvel before it was cool. My review of Shazam!

Jordan Peele’s back with another terrifying nightmare. My review for Us.

Remember kids, don’t do drugs. My review of Gaspar Noé’s Climax.

You too will believe a girl can turn into a super saiyan and shoot lasers from her hands. My review of Marvel’s Captain Marvel.

The epic conclusion to an epic trilogy. My review for How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World.

From the filmmakers that brought you Avatar, Titanic, Sin City, and Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3D!!!! My review for Alita: Battle Angel.